Monday, April 30, 2012

RB'S QUOTE OF THE DAY: April 30, 2012: "When you're stressed, you eat..."

"When you're stressed, you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets.
Why?
Because Stressed spelled backwards is Desserts."

~Unknown



Sunday, April 29, 2012

Saturday, April 28, 2012

Friday, April 27, 2012

RB'S QUOTE OF THE DAY: April 27, 2012: "On cable TV they have a weather channel..."

"On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather.
 We had something like that where I grew up.
 We called it a window."

~Dan Spencer



Thursday, April 26, 2012

RB'S QUOTE OF THE DAY: April 26, 2012: "Hobbies are apt to run away with us, you know..."

"Hobbies are apt to run away with us, you know; it doesn't do to be run away with. We must keep the reins."

~George Eliot



Tuesday, April 24, 2012

RB'S QUOTE OF THE DAY: April 24, 2012: "Vegetarian" is an old American Indian word meaning..."

"Vegetarian" is an old American Indian word meaning "Lousy Hunter."

~Unknown, but the twisted humor is appreciated



Monday, April 23, 2012

RB'S QUOTE OF THE DAY: April 23, 2012: "If I can stop one heart from breaking..."

"If I can stop one heart from breaking,
I shall not live in vain.
If I can ease one life the aching,
Or cool one pain,
Or help one fainting robin
Unto his nest again,
I shall not live in vain."

~Emily Dickinson



Sunday, April 22, 2012

RB'S QUOTE OF THE DAY: April 22, 2012: "...apparently there is a sub-clause in the marriage contract..."

"...apparently there is a sub-clause in the marriage contract that I was unfamiliar with and which states: 
'In case of domestic encounters involving skunks and housecats, the groom and not the bride, will be responsible for the cat tomato-juice bath which follows…'"

~Douglas Imbrogno, Writer
When Skunk Meets Housecat Meets Husband





Saturday, April 21, 2012

RB'S QUOTE OF THE DAY: April 21, 2012: "Don't it always seem to go..."

"Don't it always seem to go... 
That you don't know what you've got til it's gone. 
They took paradise and put up a parking lot" 

~Joni Mitchell



Friday, April 20, 2012

RB'S QUOTE OF THE DAY: April 20, 2012: "We are not to throw away those things which can benefit our neighbor..."

"We are not to throw away those things which can benefit our neighbor. 
Goods are called good because they can be used for good:
They are instruments for good, in the hands of those who use them properly."

~Clement of Alexandria 
(Approximately 150-215 A.D.)



Thursday, April 19, 2012

RB'S QUOTE OF THE DAY: April 19, 2012: "I don't doubt the sincerity of dowsers..."

"I don't doubt the sincerity of dowsers, but even after we've demonstrated that they can't produce results that are any better than chance they'll still go away believing in their abilities... It is like the mother whose son is caught shoplifting on tape. She wonders why someone would want to frame her child by producing a fake video."

~James Randi





Wednesday, April 18, 2012

RB'S QUOTE OF THE DAY: April 18, 2012: "Troppi cuochi guastano la cucina..."

"Troppi cuochi guastano la cucina." (Italian)
"Too many cooks spoil the broth." (English)

~Unknown



Tuesday, April 17, 2012

RB'S QUOTE OF THE DAY: April 17, 2012: "I'm not sure... about automobiles..."

"I'm not sure... about automobiles.... With all their speed forward they may be a step backward in civilization - that is, in spiritual civilization. It may be that they will not add to the beauty of the world, nor to the life of men's souls. I am not sure. But automobiles have come, and they bring a greater change in our life than most of us suspect. They are here, and almost all outward things are going to be different because of what they bring. They are going to alter war, and they are going to alter peace. I think men's minds are going to be changed in subtle ways because of automobiles; just how, though, I could hardly guess. But you can't have the immense outward changes that they will cause without some inward ones, and it may be that...the spiritual alteration will be bad for us. Perhaps, ten or twenty years from now, if we can see the inward change in men by that time, I shouldn't be able to defend the gasoline engine, but would have to agree... that automobiles 'had no business to be invented.'"

~Eugene, from Booth Tarkington's The Magnificent Ambersons, 1918



Monday, April 16, 2012

RB'S QUOTE OF THE DAY: April 16, 2012: "Democrats always like to brag that their guys are..."

"Democrats always like to brag that their guys are smarter than the opponents and Republicans always like to brag that their guys are more moral than the opponents. But if you're looking for morals in politics you're looking for bananas in the cheese department."

~Harry Shearer



Sunday, April 15, 2012

RB'S QUOTE OF THE DAY: April 15, 2012: "Father liked word games..."

"Father liked word games. He was fourteen times World Scrabble Champion. When he died, we buried him at Queenzieburn to make use of the triple word score.” 

~Jasper Fforde, The Big Over Easy



Saturday, April 14, 2012

RB'S QUOTE OF THE DAY: April 14, 2012: “A good movie can take you out of your dull funk..."

“A good movie can take you out of your dull funk and the hopelessness that so often goes with slipping into a theatre; a good movie can make you feel alive again, in contact, not just lost in another city. Good movies make you care, make you believe in possibilities again."

~Pauline Kael
For Keeps: 30 Years at the Movies



Friday, April 13, 2012

RB'S QUOTE OF THE DAY: April 13, 2012: "Although superstitions don't seem to run as deep as they did in the 18th century..."

"Although superstitions don't seem to run as deep as they did in the 18th century, many still believe that the number 13 combined with Friday is a day to try to steer clear of bad luck.

Perhaps retailers could change this and start offering freebie and deals on Friday the 13th just like they do on Black Friday. Might change some of the long believed superstitions."

~Cheryl Phillips
HULIQ.com




Thursday, April 12, 2012

RB'S QUOTE OF THE DAY: April 12, 2012: "Fear, doubt, anxiety and disbelief all serve to..."

"Fear, doubt, anxiety and disbelief all serve to repel abundance from us. Faith, love and gratitude for the gifts of our lives keep energy and abundance flowing..."

~John & Patrice Robson



Wednesday, April 11, 2012

RB'S QUOTE OF THE DAY: April 11, 2012: "Animals are reliable, many full of love..."

"Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. 
Difficult standards for people to live up to."

~Alfred A. Montapert



Tuesday, April 10, 2012

RB'S QUOTE OF THE DAY: April 10, 2012: "If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's..."

"If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world.
 Whatever it is you do, you have to master your craft."

~Snoop Dogg



Sunday, April 8, 2012

RB'S QUOTE OF THE DAY: April 8, 2012: "Not a word was heard at the tomb that day..."

"Not a word was heard at the tomb that day.
Just shuffling of soldiers feet as they guarded the grave.
One day, two days, three days had past.
Could it be that Jesus breathed His last?
Could it be that His Father had forsaken him?
Turned his back on his son despising our sin.
All hell seemed to whisper 'Just forget Him, He's dead.'
Then the Father looked down to His son and He said..

Chorus:
Arise, My love.
Arise, My love.
The grave no longer 
has a hold on you
No more death's sting
No more suffering
Arise...Arise...my love.

The Earth trembled and the tomb began to shake, 
and like lightening from Heaven the stone was rolled away. 
And as dead man the guards they all stood there in fright
As the power of love displayed its might.
Then suddenly a melody filled the air
Riding wings of wind, it was everywhere.
The words all creation had been longing to hear
The sweet sound of victory, so loud and clear.

Chorus

Sin, where are your shackles?
Death, where is your sting?
Hell; has been defeated. 
The grave could not hold the king.

Arise, My love.
Arise, My love.
The grave no longer 
has a hold on you
No more death's sting
No more suffering
Arise....Arise....Arise"

~Lyrics from "Arise My Love" by Newsong






Saturday, April 7, 2012

Friday, April 6, 2012

RB'S QUOTE OF THE DAY: April 6, 2012: "Love perfecteth what it begins..."

"Love perfecteth what it begins;

Thy power doth save me from my sins;

Thy grace upholdeth me.

This life of trust, how glad, how sweet;

My need and Thy great fulness meet,

And I have all in Thee."

~Jean Sophia Pigott, 1845-1882



Thursday, April 5, 2012

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

RB'S QUOTE OF THE DAY: April 4, 2012: "Do not abandon yourselves to despair..."

"Do not abandon yourselves to despair. 
We are The Easter People and hallelujah is our song."

~Pope John Paul II



Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Sunday, April 1, 2012

RB'S QUOTE OF THE DAY: April 1, 2012: "The art of being happy lies in..."

"The art of being happy lies in the power of extracting happiness from common things."

~Henry Ward Beecher